Hi Grinning Industry: "We can only stand so much heavy-duty brain work, so let's relax and let a few environmental cartoons do the work."
One day, there was a big flood. It was rising up to a man's house. The army, navy, and air force were rescuing people from their houses. An army jeep came up to a man's house that the water was rising up to.
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
Environmental Flooding #1
WHERE AIR POLLUTANTS
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Sulfur dioxide
From too many people
with too many tummy troubles eating too many eggs
Lead
From overly burdensome
taxes on the rich, which have lessened their ability to buy fine lead crystal, the preferred method of lead sequestration
Methane
From the butts of
left-wing cows chewing commie alfalfa they got from a pinko farm co-op |
Mercury
From a series of secret space
probes that were sent to planet Mercury by the Johnson, Carter, and Clinton administrations that have kicked up clouds of "mercury dust," which have now drifted back to earth |
Environmental Flooding #2
BUMPER STICKERS RECENTLY SEEN ON H2 HUMMERS:
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Environmental Flooding #3
“EVIDENCE” FROM A FEW
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WENDY FLATUS
"My husband has been producing copious amounts of 'greenhouse gases' for years, but the temperature in the house has not changed."
ROYCE BENTLEY
"The supposedly big problem with melting ice is a myth—the ice bucket in the limo is full, just like always."
NICK ABADDON
"Things don't seem any hotter than normal here in hell."
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Hi A Definition of Environmental Flooding;
One day, there was a big flood. It was rising up to a man's house. The army, navy, and air force were rescuing people from their houses. An army jeep came up to a man's house that the water was rising up to.
Driver: Hey man! Get in!Man: No! I'm trusting God!
The jeep drove off. The water rose up above his front porch. The man went into his house. Just then, a man driving driving a navy boat came up to his house.
Driver: Hey man! Get in! The water's getting high!Man: No! I'm trusting God!
The wind started making huge waves. So the man drove off. Suddenly, the water rose very high. The man then climbed to the top of his house. Then, a helicopter from the air force flew in and dropped a rope ladder down to the man.
Pilot: Hey man! Grab the ladder and let's get out of here!Man: No! I'm trusting God!
After that, the water rose very high and the man drowned. Then, the man went up to heaven and knew that he was there and he saw God.
Man: Hey God, I'm glad to be here, but tell me one thing, why didn't you saveme from the flood?God: Well, I sent you a jeep, a boat, and a helicopter. What else did you
